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Blake Shelton fans, who have been enjoying the singer/avid hunter's hilarious Twitter feud with animal rights group PETA for several weeks now, got sad news today: @officialpeta (the group's Twitter account) has blocked Blake, which means he can no longer get their messages to mock. It appears that in the Blake vs. PETA showdown, PETA blinked.
He announced the news Thuesday, on Twitter, of course:
blakeshelton: Well... I think we all knew this day would come.... You may want set down... I've been blocked by PETA!!!!!
Blake started mocking the group's pro-vegan, anti-fur messages in July, with such comments as:
officialpeta: Only animals should wear fur!
blakeshelton: Yeah, but they hide all the meat under there!!!! Dipshit.....
officialpeta: That's right, there's nothing funny about BBQing cats:
blakeshelton: Ha! Ha! Sorry but when you say it like that it is damn funny! Ha!
officialpeta: Meat is Murder!
blakeshelton: Yes, delicious murder....
officialpeta: Victory! Aussie designer Alannah Hill gives bunnies a break
blakeshelton: Awesome! Is she just cutting off the parts she needs?!!!..
And the group even seemed to encourage his interest, at first.
officialpeta: Hey we love your interest!
blakeshelton: Thanks! I do try to take care of animals... I always make sure there cooked just right!!!
However, it seems they decided to stop beating a dead horse (sorry, I couldn't help the anti-PC idiom!) and give up on trying to convert or at least educate Blake, who proudly displays animal heads on his walls and tweets about lookng forward to hunting season.
But don't worry, Blake rant fans, it appears he has two new targets: peta2 and environmental group Greenpeace. Let the next tweet battle begin!
blakeshelton: Hello peta2 .... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is Blake Shelton.. This could be the begining of a beautiful relationship!!!
Greenpeace: We are all bearing witness to climate change. Climate impacts from around the world
blakeshelton: I think they call it seasons....
Below are a few of Shelton's funnier messages to and about PETA. (Be warned, bad language and rude photos are plentiful!).
blakeshelton: Anything to save a life, wanna take the 30-day veg-pledge? We dare you! (via @officialpeta) Ok! Only if you try my 30 minute chicken choke!!
blakeshelton: What’s worse than the Double Down Chicken Sandwich? (via @officialpeta) The fact that you're fighting for an animal that eats it's own shit!
blakeshelton: Down with the Double Deadly Carcass Burger! (via @officialpeta) Yes!! And up with the triple stacker!!
blakeshelton: In the mood for some souper news?(via @officialpeta) Did y'all finally decide to shut the F&CK up?!!!! That IS super!!!!
blakeshelton: Those poor chickens need someone to speak for them (via @officialpeta) Guess that's where a cock like you comes in...
blakeshelton: Hey #McCruelty, choke on this bird: (via @officialpeta) Hey PETA, choke on this bird... http://yfrog.com/0tg6lj
blakeshelton: ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? (via @officialpeta) Got to admit it.. That's pretty funny stuff. Now back to my McNuggets..
blakeshelton: ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? http://ow.ly/kKDE (via @officialpeta) Does this really say "I luv to f u"?
blakeshelton: Animal testing breaks hearts! (via @officialpeta) Yeah! And bow hunting breaks there lungs!!! Goodmorning dipshits.....
blakeshelton: In US military trauma training live pigs r shot, stabbed & burned! (via @officialpeta) Awesome!!! Where do I sign up?!!!!
blakeshelton: Here are our top 10 reasons to keep pork off your fork! (via @officialpeta) 10 reasons I can't stand y'all... Starts and ends with dipshits
blakeshelton: Fish are our friends not our food. Sea Kittens have feelings too(via @officialpeta) Now I have a craving for fried catfish.... Dipshits..
blakeshelton: Thanks for spreading the message! (via @officialpeta) No problem!!! I'll always be proud to tell people what dipshits y'all are......
blakeshelton: Hey #McCruelty, choke on this bird: (via @officialpeta) Hey PETA, choke on this bird... http://yfrog.com/0tg6lj
blakeshelton: Hey PETA.... I took this picture just for you!!! http://yfrog.com/ekkwhj
blakeshelton: Dear PETA.. Picking on our U.S. Military now? You've reached a new level of dipshitness!.. Go back to fast food and sex with gerbels...
blakeshelton: Hey PETA, I call this picture "adding insult to injury".... Enjoy! http://yfrog.com/9e83bcj
Such vulgarity and insensitivity shows a lack of respect for all life forms. What a juvenile attitude he has.
Posted by: John Mooter | 04/01/2012 at 10:44 PM
I have always loved Blake Shelton and the way he sings. Congratulation Blake for the passionate music you create and congratulation for the anticipated marriage! Love you and will always support and follow you!
Posted by: ladyrose | 02/18/2011 at 01:20 PM
LOVE Blake Shelton's tweets. Hilarious stuff.
Posted by: Kyle Webs | 01/04/2011 at 10:08 PM
While agree with some things PETA says, Blake is hilarious and just himself a new fan. Even if he argues against things I support, like Greenpeace, he deserve support just for being funny.
Posted by: Seerus | 09/14/2009 at 03:12 PM
Mutt Mom- first of all, I hope your name isn't a reflection of what your child looks like...
You would have to get to know Blake to understand the Tweets. Obviously you are new to Blake, or maybe don't even know who he is at all yet, and just needed a place to bitch.
You've done it, now move on to something you might know a little more about, because it certainly isn't BS. Cuz he's full of it, his parents named him well!
Posted by: Crazy Connie | 09/12/2009 at 02:56 PM
You are a piece of work, Mutt Mom. What, are you bitter that Blake blocked you or maybe bitter that he wont talk to you... So, dont follow him then.So, I suppose you have successful hit records and have been on tour all summer with George 'freakin' Strait. Maybe you're just stupid and actually support PETA!
Posted by: twitter.com/pearlms1974 | 09/07/2009 at 02:25 AM
Oh Boo Hoo thanks for your opinion but you know what they say about opinions they are like what you called Blake and we all have one.Blake can do his comedy on stage at his concerts or on twitter his loyal fans love it if you don't than don't go to a show and hit the unfollow button. As a fan the fact that you said that he does nothing right I find very insulting he has me and a lot of my friends good people as fans and I think thats doing something RIGHT!!!
Posted by: brenda shelton | 09/06/2009 at 02:19 AM
Blake is the difinition of A$$hole. He does nothing right, he is not even entertaining.Even to try stand up comedy, he would fail!
Posted by: Mutt Mom | 09/03/2009 at 11:37 AM